'(And, of course, I need the Italian bicycle to go with it.)':O , :D .... 'velophile', you!! ;)L
But then you realized that newspaper holders are not for sensible people with racks, panniers, baskets and kinderzitjes up front ... I also wonder: could there be a country where regulations might demand a rigid face mask and/or an airbag? You know, just in case.
Nah, you can't read the newspaper on such a holder...
If you receive the newspaper daily, they can quickly stack up if you don't read and recycle them immediately. One of the more common solutions to organizing newspapers is to use a newspaper rack, but there are several alternatives to organize and display those newspapers before you get around to reading them or to protect those you want to preserve.