If you ever decide to see the commonly listed number one "Dutch" film, beware.
The film, Turks Fruit, is not suitable viewing material for anyone trying to eat. Especially for anyone trying to eat a lovely dinner made by their awesome house guest whom they are trying to impress with Dutch culture...
Of the two minutes that we watched, the bloody head wound and then full nude supine Rutger Hauer competed with strangling and a murder scene for most disturbing moment.
Two minutes! Seriously!
I was ready to keep watching but the shouts of "ew" and "not while we're eating" won the evening.
We should have looked up the movie posters instead of just the title...
I may or may not file another report after I've watched the whole film :)