Sunday, June 20, 2010

Warning Turks Fruit

If you ever decide to see the commonly listed number one "Dutch" film, beware.
The film, Turks Fruit, is not suitable viewing material for anyone trying to eat. Especially for anyone trying to eat a lovely dinner made by their awesome house guest whom they are trying to impress with Dutch culture...
Of the two minutes that we watched, the bloody head wound and then full nude supine Rutger Hauer competed with strangling and a murder scene for most disturbing moment.

Two minutes! Seriously!

I was ready to keep watching but the shouts of "ew" and "not while we're eating" won the evening. 

We should have looked up the movie posters instead of just the title...

I may or may not file another report after I've watched the whole film :)


  1. OMG. I got halfway through it. Grossest film ever! It makes Showgirls seem mature and classy!
    Ugh, really. Rutger caught his male parts in his pants zipper with a close up and then that was quickly displaced by the beets and poop scene as most blech! Please, people, do not watch this film.

  2. Why did it win a golden calf? Have you seen Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) another in the annals of disgusting yet critically acclaimed for some reason...